MITT Happens!

By: Angry Republican
College Press Editorial

    So King Romney is gone and old man river is at the helm of the Republican ticket. Who saw this coming? How did this happen? Who would have ever thought that McCain would have ever made it this far? John McCain, a man whos candidacy was dying by the road side a few months back, is back! What the hell is going on?

    I see this as the tortoise and the hare story in this race. Romney was the good looking CEO, tons of money support and charm, the Rabbit.  Mccain was the slow, elderly, desperate presidential candidate once again running for a spot noone thought he would get, the Tortoise. Romney raced ahead and looked back at McCain, thinking nothing of him. Romney took his nap and Mccain snuck by him, an SBD* if you will. McCain is an SBD from the backside of the Republican party.

    So after a few wins and losses, Romney bows out to ‘stand aside for our party for our counrty.” We thought this was it. See ya Romney until 2012 or 2016. Nope, Romney returns and throws his support behind the one man he said could not handle the job, John McCain. The one man who “is Washington” is winning!

    Mitty, Mitty, what are you doing? We lost you as the great hope and we are now stuck with this man who keeps pushing the fact that he was tortured for five years in a tiger cage, as his ‘experience’ in leading the country. He has constantly reached to the liberal side of government to push their agendas while leaving the conservatives in the dust. He rarely if never reaches back to his home base in efforts to push their causes and actually help those who put him in office.

    Look, noone doubts that Mccain is a war hero. Truly, a man who sacrificed for his country. This doesn't mean he can lead a country! This man wants amnesty for illegal aliens and Guantanamo Bay prison shut down due to ‘aggressive measures’ used in the interrogation of killers at the facility.

    Call me crazy, but if a guy wants to kill me and plans on killing millions more in my homeland, dunking his head underwater (waterboarding) ain’t that bad! Last time i checked, my life didn't have as many amenities as the prison environment in gitmo,honey glazed chicken and rice pilaf...give me a break!

    These enemy combatants were captured while trying to kill our troops. Throw away the key and dress them in drag for all I care, They are dead to me as they should be to all americans who love their country and fighting force.

    Im not going to layout all of the ridiculous decisions made by McCain in this article at this moment. This piece is a cry for help! Romney, you better have something up your sleeve for us in the future my friend. If you plan to help America, save the republican situation and jump on the McCain ticket. I can tell you right now that if I do not see you on the upcoming ticket, I will be writing in Ronald Reagan’s name on the ballot come November. I will then stop my donations to the Republican party, sit on my hands while watching Family Guy re-runs on the Ted Turner owned cartoon network. This is how angry I am!

    We are in a time where extremists are trying to infiltrate our borders, democrats want to reward those who make bad decisions by creating entitlement programs with hard working american tax dollars, and a news media who is cheering for anything anti-Republican and anti-Bush.


MCCAIN-ROMNEY 08 is the only combo for me

Yours Truly,

~ANGRY REPUB~


*SBD: 'silent but deadly'